Frequently Unasked Questions
FUQs
Is this a real business or a midlife crisis with merch?
Yes.
Is the podcast safe for work?
Not if your boss is the sensitive type.
How many stickers is too many?
That’s not a real question and you know it.
How long does shipping take?
Depends on how hard the postie’s going that week.
Can I send in voice notes?
Please do. The more unhinged, the better.
What happens if I message you at 2am?
You’ll probably get a reply. It won’t be helpful.
Can I trust your advice?
Only if you’ve got roadside assistance.
Do you have a proper returns policy?
We do. But we also have feelings.
Is it always this chaotic?
No. Sometimes it’s worse.